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Home is where you hang your ... Queen.

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Bob Travis, a bee keeper hailing from New Wilmington, PA, became my best friend when he pulled into the drive in his gray pickup at 11:15am, just as the bees were beginning to increase their activity level. In his heavy cotton white jumpsuit and matching zippered screen-hood, Bob wasn't too worried about fashion, but he was taking some basic precautions. It was clear he'd done this awhile--for forty years, actually--as he left his hands gloveless. "So I don't drop anything and get them angry," he explained.

                                                                   
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Smoke 'em if you got em

Bob took time to take a quick look at the situation and then set to work prepping his smoker filled with Norway pine needles and pulling out his hive to receive the bees. "They only bother you if you try to catch them," Bob commented. Sounded like easy advice to follow; I had no interest in trying to 'catch' a few thousand bees, actually. Good luck there, Bob.

The most delicate part of the operation was the "great shake". Bob cut off the few branches involved from the lilac tree and then proceeded to whack them deliberately and sternly against the top of his hive. Were I a bee, I would have taken great offense at this point. However, none of the pine-needle-smoking Apoideas chose to give him the slightest hassle about his rough treatment. Lucky Bob, but luckier me, since it was at that very moment after taking about 8 pictures of him slapping the bees across the wood inserts that I realized that I had no cool spacesuit on! Here I was standing within 5 feet of a man thwacking over 10,000 bees upside the thorax, and I was somehow lost in photojournalistic oblivion.

Bob assured me I was fine.

I backed up a bit.

On the road again...

He finished in only a few minutes and then secured a top to the hive, and located a lid to put on the hive in the back of his truck. He also decided he would take the branches with him, in case the queen was still clinging there. If the queen was not in the hive, after he got home and set it out, all 15-20,000 bees would disperse and die within days as they flew around, got exhausted and eventually collapsed, realizing they'd lost all meaning in their lives. Wow, that's devotion, eh? Kinda reminds me of a Despair.com poster.

We've only got a hundred or so laggard bees still lost and hanging out around the bush here yet. They will slowly die in the next day or so as they realize their family has moved out and left them behind. Bummer dudes.

Enjoy the pics. Most of the bees are on their way to a new home.

Mike Compeau
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Help is on the way--bees are waking up

How many calls does it take to move 16,000 bees?

Sixteen. That is how many calls I made to finally locate a beekeeper who was near enough to my home in western PA to come and fetch this fine batch of honey-makers. I learned that there are quite a few beekeepers in the Pittsburgh area, but interestingly, it seems that the more rural you get, the less likely these folks are to be involved with a beekeeping association, hence the difficulty in tracking them down.

The locale Penn State county extension office was hard to locate a number for, and was tardy in getting back to me, so those inquiries were the least useful in my experience. Using person to person Social Networking (ok, telephone calls between individuals) was the method that most quickly yielded results. Imagine: none of these 60-something year old guys are on Twitter or Facebook. Grrr. Don't they realize the buzz they could be creating?  (Sorry, couldn't resist!)

   
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The pictures taken this morning reflect my increasing bravado as having these new neighbors becomes routine. I was about 2' away from the little creatures in the second picture here. Download the full size image to get a good look if you don't get the heebee-geebies from all this.

Pics of the smoking and removal will follow when Mr. Bees arrives later.

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Here they come!! And they're hungry...

What you don't want to see without your EpiPen handy...
       
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Ain't that (all) the Bees Knees?

   
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Yeah, honey bees.
Actually, I estimate there are about 10-14 lbs of bees hanging on this branch.

There's been a distinct drop in attendance at the four birdfeeders hanging within 10 feet of this little treasure since it appeared this afternoon. The chickadees, juncos, grosbeaks, woodpeckers, bluejays and the rest of the gang are all keeping their distance.

Don't shake the lilac bush, ok? :)

So this afternoon, I walked outside to head to an appointment in Youngstown and I walked directly into a scene from a seventies horror film and quickly found myself running to the Toyota.Once inside, I was determined to get a closer look at just what was going on just outside my front door.  I drove the truck slowly closer to the area of greatest activity and saw the pics seen in the following post (above--sorry camera phone resolution). 

The bees were flying frantically all around the front area of the house, confining their activity to approximately a 16-20 foot diameter. Upon driving closer, I could see (above) that there were groupings of bees collecting on various leaves of the lilac bush, but there was no concentrated attention to any one place--they were scrambled all over the bush in dozens of locations.

I snapped these pics and then took off for my appointment.

When i returned, I found the bees calmly collected as you see in these pics. It was then that I began making calls for help.
The search for a local beekeeper was on.

Mike Compeau
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